stable

pretty stable on the table

it's good ---------------------> TABLE STABILITY 


Fun Fact!
tables with 2 legs are generally considered NOT stable!
this is known by quite literally everyone except you, which is why it's so fun.
hilarious, even.
a Fantasitcally Comical Fact




so what's up with those 2-legged tables? (hold for laughter)
i was at the dentist last week (hold for laughter)
and this guy was like "ok, we can clean your teeth..." (hold for laughter)
"or we can travel back in time together to stop george bush from invading iraq" (hold for laughter)
needless to say, i took the free toothbrush and ran ran ran ran ran ran ran away
                                                                            away
                                                                            away
                                                                            away
                                                                            away
                                                                            away
                                                                            away
                                                                            away
                                                                            away
                                                                            away?
                                                                            it's way too late
                                                                            what's there to save?
                                                                            the day is late
                                                                            it's all so late
                                                                            so away i go

                                                                                                    ?


                                                                                    


CUT TO NARRATOR:

Alas, the laughter never came for Tyler.
He stood there, talking to the wall, desperately waiting for the wall to laugh back.
It never did.
Some say he still stands there, night after night, talking.
Why?
We'll never know.........