s c h e d u l e s
[they exist]

"Hi, welcome!      ....      Bye!"

that's a cool statement by a cool guy: Mr Guy Statement IV
he bought land in serbia, so now he actually becomes Esteemed Land Owner Mr Guy Statement IV
funny how that works.
i bought land in london last year and all i got were more taxes.
property taxes.... you gotta love 'em


s t a t e m e n t s
[they are made on a schedule]

no one wants to go in there.
what happens in there?
no one cares.
or knows.
or cares that someone could ever know.

"Do you know?"

no, dear viewer/reader/observer/omnipotent-being, i do not.
i wish i did, but i skipped that meeting.
it was very interesting, or so i'm told.


m e e t i n g s
[statements are made within them]

trees.
forest.
tall trees in a small forest.
small trees in a large forest.
no trees in a non-existant forest.
all the trees in a box (with the exception of the tree used to create the box containing all of the other trees)

"Why are trees so tall?"

surely to get a better sence of the weather on any given day.
it probably saves on..... weather magazines, and related objects.

"Where does one subscribe to Weather Magazine(s)?"

just go to the local magazine store, and they should have an isle for that.
if not, go to the other magazine store next door to the first magazine store.
or, don't.
i don't really care.
no one cares what you do.
except, i'm sure you care.
by all means, keep caring.
just... don't care if no one else cares about how much you may or may not care.
so, care on!


m a g a z i n e s
[often a topic of discussion in meetings]