it's right! (right!)
it's wrong! (wrong!)
so wrong (oh, wrong!) that it's rightfully wrong!


that is all for today, thank you.
be sure to take a panflet on your way out, and there's tea and coffee next to the door.
oh, and be sure to come next week for [INSERT SOMETHING ---- ANYTHING! ---- HERE]

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have a downright lovely, excellent day!