11:54am through 12:01pm is considered the "problem zone"
that's because anyone that is unfortunate enough to find themselves in this short span of time may sit down and write about something problematic.

of course, how problematic could any piece of writing *really* be?
well, it could quickly become some sort of meta "writing about the writing" type pieces of shit.
that, science has proven, is problematic.
why?
well, if this type of writing continues, there'll be no more normal writing.
all writing will be about itself, which is recursive.
if there's nothing else to latch onto, you just get caught in this infinite recursive loop, which just....... doesn't end.

it's like if someone wrote about recursive writing and then pointed out that their own piece of writing may be recursive.
that'd just suck