i'm going to attempt to break the universe with text.
my schedule was cleared, so i figured i may as well give it a shot.
it's the hottest trend (that being the complete destruction of the universe), so i have to get on it.


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did that do anything?

...no i don't think it did.

i'm still writing this, so i'm still here, which probably means the universe is still here.
if any one of these things isn't actually true...... then i don't really know what to think.
of course, if i'm not actually here than it'd be pretty hard to think at all, but i'm just gonna brush past that.


0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 874293.5



i do not, in fact, believe that i broke the universe.
it must have seen the old "make a pattern and then do a hard 90" coming from a mile away
maybe i need to do a full 180?


hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi.
hello hello hello. hello? hello.
this is a greeting. i am greeting you (the person i am currently greeting). greetings!
good day! the day is good. it is a good day due to the fact that i am greeting you (on this, a good day).


bye.




hi!


i undid the bye, but by looping back to the start i've actually done a full 360.
although, i don't think it did much of anything.
as is evident by the fact that this sentence exists, i didn't break the universe.
as is evident by the fact that this sentence exists, i didn't break the universe.
as is evident by the fact that this sentence exists, i didn't break the universe.
as is evident by the fact that this sentence exists, i didn't break the universe.
as is evident by the fact that this sentence exists, i didn't break the universe.
as is evident by the fact that this sentence exists, i didn't break the universe. or did i?
as is evident by the fact that this sentence exists, i didn't break the universe. no, not yet.
as is evident by the fact that this sentence exists, i didn't break the universe. i'm just gonna wait.
as is evident by the fact that this sentence exists, i didn't break the universe.
as is evident by the fact that this sentence exists, i didn't break the universe.
as is evident by the fact that this sentence exists, i didn't break the universe.
as is evident by the fact that this sentence exists, i didn't break the universe. fuck.
as is evident by the fact that this sentence exists, i didn't break the universe. fuck fuck fuck.
as is evident by the fact that this sentence exists, i didn't break the universe. this is just gonna keep looping, isn't it?
as is evident by the fact that this sentence exists, i didn't break the universe.
as is evident by the fact that this sentence exists, i didn't break the universe.
as is evident by the fact that this sentence exists, i didn't break the universe. yeah, it's just gonna loop forever.
as is evident by the fact that this sentence exists, i didn't break the universe. may as well get comfortable.
as is evident by the fact that this sentence exists, i didn't break the universe.
as is evident by the fact that this sentence exists, i didn't break the universe.
as is evident by the fact that this sentence exists, i didn't break the universe.
as is evident by the fact that this sentence exists, i didn't break the universe.
as is evident by the fact that this sentence exists, i didn't break the universe.
as is evident by the fact that this sentence exists, i didn't break the universe.
as is evident by the fact that this sentence exists, i didn't break the universe.
as is evident by the fact that this sentence exists, i didn't break the universe.
as is evident by the fact that this sentence exists, i didn't break the universe.
as is evident by the fact that this sentence exists, i didn't break the universe.
as is evident by the fact that this sentence exists, i didn't break the universe.
as is evident by the fact that this sentence doesn't exist, i broke the universe.



oh sweet, i did it!
hell yeah!

wait.... shit